The Bear rubbed against the tree to scratch an itch on his left shoulder blade. Lost in the ecstasy of the moment he didn’t notice the beaver, disturbed from its burrow, run out and give it an evil stare, for interrupting the family meal of bark and worms. After all the beaver family so rarely are all together in one place for long enough, so every opportunity must be taken to celebrate it.”
“Oooh, if I was 3 feet taller I’ll show you” snarled Mr Beaver impatiently. “Flash” a wizard clad in a rust toned cloak appeared. “Ha! Ha! That could be fun” thought the wizard and *POOF* Mr Beaver suddenly found himself eye to eye with the Bear. Mr Bear shocked at this turn of events growled showing bigger sharp teeth. Mr Bear thought about his options and slunk away.
I'm a married mum of one, living in Wirral. Interested in cooking, growing stuff to eat and fitness. Have Bipolar Disorder but it doesn't stop me leading a full and productive life. 
Beavers knaw a thing or two !
HAHA! Is that for Comic relief?